It’s been almost 2 years since friday by rebecca black can you believe it
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“We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.”—John C. Moffi
I love this so much.
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when i grow up im going to raise an elephant seal from birth and treat it as my child and it’ll think its human and its going to be homeschooled and eventually it will graduate law school
This is why bloggers shouldn’t be parents ever
im letting my elephant seal follow his dreams thats great parenting what are you talking about
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this is my favorite thing on the internet
EVERY MOTHERFUCKING TIME THIS JUST GETS ME
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| school year: | it's january 21st, a wednesday, 2:37 pm |
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| summer: | it's probably july |
sher:
There is this iPhone app for Virgin media that contains a remote that allows you to control your TiVo box.
My brother is currently in the living room watching tv, I am in the dinning room with my iPhone remote. Every time he turns the tv on I turn it off. I can just hear him shouting and getting angrier and angrier because he had no idea what the fuck is going on.
This is the best thing i’ve ever done. 10/10 would recommend.
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We all agree that Josh Hutcherson looks like Squirtle
im not sure how
but i can see it
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